Funny Diwali Quotes & Status | Hilarious Diwali Jokes with Cute Pics

The festival of lights is here, So add some more fun & happiness by sending and sharing Cute Funny Diwali Quotes in Hindi & English and Hilarious Diwali Jokes for your friends & family thal’ll bring a cute smile on their face on this happy occasion. The grand Hindu festival falls on October 30 this year and like every year the excitement in air is no less. Diwali or Deepavali marks the victory of light over darkness as diyas lit up every corner. Igniting firecrackers, shopping and exchange of sweets are customarily part of the Diwali celebrations. And not only this, wishing loved ones on the occasion lights up the festive spirit. Here you’ll get Funny Diwali Status for WhatsApp & Facebook Friends, Funny Diwali Shayari & Comedy Chutkule, Cute Diwali Jokes with Latest Funny Happy Deepavali Images for Kids & Children. Have a fantastic Diwali 🙂

Cute Funny Diwali Quotes & Funny Status Jokes with Images

Funny Diwali Quotes Images, Wishes, Jokes Msg
Beautiful Funny Diwali Quotes Image for Kids & Children

 

Funny Diwali Quotes in Hindi | Happy Diwali Funny Status

 

गुजर रही है दबे पॉंव दिवाली की छुट्टियॉं, खयाल-ए- नौकरी आया तो आंखे भर आई

 

I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

 

Instead of burning a phataka ,,,Date a phataka and have an eco-friendly diwali…

 

भगवान का दिया हुआ सब कुछ है… दौलत है, शोहरत है, ईज्जत है, पर दीपावली की छुटी नहीं है…

 

‘आज’ से उन लोगो को टेंशन शुरू जिन लोगो ने कह रखा था की “बाकि”के पैसे “”दीवाली के बाद””दे दुँगा।??

 

Diwali Ki Light Karay Sab Ko Delight Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur Dhoom Machao All Night. Happy Diwali!!

 

खूब मीठे मीठे पकवान खाएं, सेहत मैं चार चाँद लगायें, लोग तो सिर्फ चाँद तक गए हैं, आप उस से भी ऊपर जाएँ, दीवाली की शुभकामनायें।

 

Agar “Patakha” aur “Pjuljhadi” sun kar ap ke deemag me pahali image DIWALI ki aati hai to… Mubarak ho…ap ki soch achhi hai!

 

आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई कर दो, दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो, अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो, आ जाओ मेरे घर.. और मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो… और याद रहे यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है

 

Jin logo ne laakh mana karne par bhi HOLI me aap par RANG fenka tha, ab acha mauka hai, aap un par PHATAKA fenk de aur kahe..Bura na mano DIWALI hai..!!

 

 

Funny Diwali Jokes in Hindi | Hilarious Deepavali Sms for Friends

Funny Diwali Jokes in Hindi, Shayari, SMS
Greeting Image of Cute Funny Diwali Jokes for Friends

 

1)

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

 

2)

Your Eyes Patakha,
Your Lips Rocket,
Your Ears Chakari,
Your Nose Fuljari,
Your Style Anaar,
Your Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna . . .
I’m Coming With Agarbatti.

 

3)

On this Diwali festival,
May you be blessed with
Hrithik’s six pack body,
Salman’s perennial youth,
Saif’s eye for freshness,
Shah Rukh’s sense of humour,
Aamir’s dedication for excellence
And Amitabh’s continuous reig…

 

4)

Aapke life mein
Mithaas ho “Cadbury” Jaisy
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” Jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” Jaisy Aur
Tension-free rahe“Huggies” Jaisy.

 

5)

Takleef wo jo tarpa de
teacher wo jo saza de
mohabat wo jo wafa de
dushman wo jo marwa de
aur apna wo jo diwali ki safai karwa de!

 

6)

Aankho se aansuon ki judai kar do
Dil se gumo ki vidaai kar do
Agar dil na lage kahin to
Aa jao mere ghar ki putaai ker do
Offer diwali tak valid hai…
Wish u a very happy Diwali

 

7)

उड़ती हुई खबर आ रही है
कि एयरटेल 4G वाली लड़की ने दीवाली
डाऊनलोड करके मना भी ली.’ll

 

8)

Your eyes shimmer like a Phuljharri,
Your nose as shapely as an Anaar,
Your ears as beautiful as Chakari,
Your eyebrows shapely like a Pencil,
Hair braided like a beautiful Larri,
Your personality takes off like a Rocket
And your body is simply a Bomb.
Happy Diwali to a scintillating Patakha!

 

9)

Internet Chat and Browser History deleted,
and also Whatsapp Gallery and Videos.
Bas Ho Gayi Hamaari Diwali Ki Saaf-Safai!
Happy Diwali!

 

10)

Rocket – Rs. 90
.
.
Bomb – Rs. 70
.
.
Anaar – Rs. 85
.
.
Fuljaddi – Rs. 45
.
.
Chakri – Rs. 130
Total = Rs. 420……..
It’s a completely wastage of money.
BLENDER PRIDE or SIGNATURE (RED) + Tandoori Chicken = Maximum Rs. 750
Khoob Khao aur Peeyo… Patakhe Khud Bajenge.
Have a Peggy and Leggy Diwali!

 

11)

After a long Diwali weekend,
the boss entered the board room
and said, “Let’s Start”.
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note
and said, “MERI SAU KI BLIND”!

 

12)

Santa: How does a married man
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place 😛
Happy Deepavali

 

13)

Husband drunk, came to home
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
Did not drink without any occasion,
Then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival
Of crackers diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

 

14)

Diwali By Computer Techie
May this Diwali give U…

Independence of JAVA
Power of UNIX
Popularity of WINDOWS
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vision of PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reachness of GOOGLE And
Security
of NORTON!!!
Many many happy returns of Diwali…Enjoy!