Funny Diwali Quotes & Status | Hilarious Diwali Jokes with Cute Pics

The festival of lights is here, So add some more fun & happiness by sending and sharing Cute Funny Diwali Quotes in Hindi & English and Hilarious Diwali Jokes for your friends & family that’ll bring a cute smile on their face on this happy occasion. The grand Hindu festival falls on October, 19th this year and like every year the excitement in air is no less. Diwali or Deepavali marks the victory of light over darkness as diyas lit up every corner. Igniting firecrackers, shopping and exchange of sweets are customarily part of the Diwali celebrations. And not only this, wishing loved ones on the occasion lights up the festive spirit. Here you’ll get Funny Diwali Status for WhatsApp & Facebook Friends, Funny Diwali Shayari & Comedy Chutkule, Cute Diwali Jokes with Latest Funny Happy Deepavali Images for Kids & Children. Have a fantastic Diwali 🙂

Cute Funny Diwali Quotes & Funny Status Jokes with Images

Funny Diwali Quotes Images, Wishes, Jokes Msg
Beautiful Funny Diwali Quotes Image for Kids & Children

 

Funny Diwali Quotes in Hindi | Happy Diwali Funny Status 2017

 

गुजर रही है दबे पॉंव दिवाली की छुट्टियॉं, खयाल-ए- नौकरी आया तो आंखे भर आई

 

I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

 

Instead of burning a phataka ,,,Date a phataka and have an eco-friendly diwali…

 

भगवान का दिया हुआ सब कुछ है… दौलत है, शोहरत है, ईज्जत है, पर दीपावली की छुटी नहीं है…

 

‘आज’ से उन लोगो को टेंशन शुरू जिन लोगो ने कह रखा था की “बाकि”के पैसे “”दीवाली के बाद””दे दुँगा।??

 

Diwali Ki Light Karay Sab Ko Delight Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur Dhoom Machao All Night. Happy Diwali!!

 

खूब मीठे मीठे पकवान खाएं, सेहत मैं चार चाँद लगायें, लोग तो सिर्फ चाँद तक गए हैं, आप उस से भी ऊपर जाएँ, दीवाली की शुभकामनायें।

 

Agar “Patakha” aur “Pjuljhadi” sun kar ap ke deemag me pahali image DIWALI ki aati hai to… Mubarak ho…ap ki soch achhi hai!

 

आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई कर दो, दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो, अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो, आ जाओ मेरे घर.. और मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो… और याद रहे यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है

 

Jin logo ne laakh mana karne par bhi HOLI me aap par RANG fenka tha, ab acha mauka hai, aap un par PHATAKA fenk de aur kahe..Bura na mano DIWALI hai..!!

 

 

Funny Diwali Jokes in Hindi | Hilarious Deepavali Sms for Friends

Funny Diwali Jokes in Hindi, Shayari, SMS
Greeting Image of Cute Funny Diwali Jokes for Friends

 

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

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Instead of burning a phataka ,,,Date a phataka and have an eco-friendly diwali…

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Instead of burning a phataka ,,,Date a phataka and have an eco-friendly diwali…

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Instead of burning a phataka ,,,Date a phataka and have an eco-friendly diwali…

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Instead of burning a phataka ,,,Date a phataka and have an eco-friendly diwali…

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